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Jeremy Corbyn

Posted: Wed May 10, 2017 8:01am
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I'm going to start a petition to make him England football manager. The opposition will be bamboozled by a team packed with left wingers. But at least they'll all be star strikers.

Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 8:18pm

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Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 8:18pm

Ho ho! but the opposition's team might be a touch light (out fox hunting with their captain!)

Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 11:45pm

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Posted: Fri May 12, 2017 11:45pm

At least they won't be constantly tripping themselves up.

Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 1:04am

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Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 1:04am

No 'stumblies' in the other side then - messrs Johnson and Hammond!!! Sounds like an old music hall act!

Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 9:43am

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Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 9:43am

At least THEY can do basic maths to keep the score!

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Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 10:44am

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Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 10:44am

Yes, have to admit Hammond's recent slight feignt and weave (and having to report to the manager!) was ever so slightly overshadowed by Abbot's complete flop - a perfect example of someone promoted to the first team, who should have been left permanently on the sub's bench. 

Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 6:23pm

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Posted: Sat May 13, 2017 6:23pm

Or preferably on the pillion in East Germany! When I was last over there, I visited the Stasi Museum in Leipzig. JC would have fitted inwell  there as a waxwork!

Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 12:12am

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Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 12:12am

We'll see what happens in the cup final in June! Stranger things have happened, (Leicester City for instance)........

Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 12:24am

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Posted: Sun May 14, 2017 12:24am

Well...... Vardie and Ranieri might just have more to offer than JC and Russ Abbott!

Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 2:59pm

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Posted: Mon May 15, 2017 2:59pm

Oh well, when they win, as predicted in landslide fashion by all, we've got nothing to worry about in the A team on the world stage, especially with such star (international) players as Colonel Hathi from the Maharaja's 5th Pachyderm Brigade (Boris), a clever, but just 'misunderstood' player?

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